Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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