How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
