If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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