You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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