I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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