Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I think people are normalizing furries
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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