i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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