you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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