He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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