i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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