break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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