I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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