this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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