Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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