Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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