I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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