is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm getting married
To pizza
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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