I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
