Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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