idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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