Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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