yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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