So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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