did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
How naked do you want me to be?
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