used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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