i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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