Its about making memories worth repressing
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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