I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you never un-have a 4some
Ladies don't puke and tell
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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