I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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