so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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