I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
