yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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