Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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