Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Randomize
