The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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