I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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