Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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