DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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