I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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