i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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