ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize
