Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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