How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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