Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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