I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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