i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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