Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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