I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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