I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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