i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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