so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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