Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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