is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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