wanna go halves on a baby?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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